A Horse Of Course

Another year, another spring of big-time horse racing. With Hollywood Park opening again next month, and the Triple Crown coming soon after that, it's time for a fresh batch of interestin' horse names, recently observed during my time working at a horse-racing wagering establishment:

Joe Momma
He's Inebriated
Bushwacked
Aristocat O'Malley
Clinton Debriefed
Hitchcock Bayama
My Lovely Psycho
Bobnoxious
Squirt The Milkman
Skeeter Repellant
Shouldaboughtamule
Crossdresser Dan
Air American
Cassette Case
Fickle Picklepeter
Sid Dithers
Tony's Loc
Gamblin' Caper
Texcess
Ahnold
Whitewatergate
Space Pants
Third Half
Dealey Plaza
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